I was licking her southern STACY when she squirted all over my face
When you rub lard on your bare ass, tie yourself to a pickup truck with a long rope, and have a friend drive you down the streets of Myrtle Beach
Ron: “Do anyhing fun this summer?”
Bill: “Just a Southern waterslide”
When a gentleman goes down on a lady and makes her squirt EVERYWHERE.
Gentleman: I was out last night at the bar, bought this chick a drink. She decided to return the favor, so I decided to top that and give her the Ol’ Southern Soaker.
SK gave Edna a nice southern dusting at the cracker barrel after church.
The waddle one has after sleeping with their relative who likes to have anal sex
"When cousin Cletus left, my brother Bobby had the Southern Shambles"
A term for the rarely-found downward-curvature of a penis
Most penises curve upwards, but I have a southern dip
A former class 1 railroad in the West & midwest around the US with it famous "Southern Pacific daylight passenger trains" and colorful freight locomotives it been acquired by the union Pacific in 1996 following by the BN/ATSF merger in 1995
Southern Pacific rolls on