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To insult one's own work or abilities before presenting them as to soften the blow of possible rejection.
Takes the form of "Well, it's not very good, but..." or the like.
Comes from the old southern tradition of playing down one's food cooked for friends or family. "The dough didn't rise how I was hoping..." etc.
Sarah went to the front of the class to give her speech.
"Ok." She said, "but just know I was up late last night and I don't think I'll be very good at the assignment today."
"Please don't southern-biscuit, Sarah." Replied her teacher. "I'm sure you'll do fine."
When a male gets a hard-on before intercourse, puts on a glowing condom, and at the same time he puts his dick inside her vagina and he farts making a sound similar to a lightsaber stabbing its victim. (Optional: Yell, "I AM YO DADDY!", while doing this!)
"Last night I pulled a southern lightsaber on my girlfriend!"
The politically correct version of nigger rigging.
Billy Jo used some southern engineering to make that piece of shit square body run.
When becoming angry your accent turns southern
Playing game of monopoly with your friends you may experience southern agression.
A common mis-spelling of Southern Belle.
A woman of Southern United States Ancestory stretching from Texas, Kentucky, Viginia and Florida.
Usually this word is used by a woman describing herself during pen pal, text or email conversations.
What type of person are You? " Oh...I'm a real Southern Bell".
A Southern Bell is sweet down home woman that makes lemonade and sweet tea for her man when he comes home all sweaty from a hard days work while she stays home and bakes biscuits.
A Southern Bell uses southern slang to give an appearance of sincerity or endearment by referring to someone as; Sweety, Baby, Sugar or Honey.
A Southern Bell never sweats.
A Southern Bell is the same as a Southern Gal.
New Age Southern Bell's do not use the term "Well...I declare!"
What type of person are You? " Oh...I'm a real Southern Bell".
The waddle one has after sleeping with their relative who likes to have anal sex
"When cousin Cletus left, my brother Bobby had the Southern Shambles"
A term for the rarely-found downward-curvature of a penis
Most penises curve upwards, but I have a southern dip