Spanish 3H

The worst Spanish class on the face of the planet. If you take Spanish 3H, you will end up failing. The material is dumb cultural things that you do not understand.

Somehow the conversations always revert back to Gloria from the tv show, Modern Family.

Boy 1: I'm failing Spanish 3H right now.
Boy 2: Who do you have?
Boy 1: Mrs. Palmada
Boy 2: oh, that explains it.

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Spanish Typewriter

When a girl writes her initials on a guys soft weinke. When the girl makes the guy hard her full name appears on his woody.

Jeremy got a spanish typewriter from Kayla. I now know her full name!

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Spanish Tickler

AKA. "Cat's Paw". This was an old torture device consisting of four claws the size of human fingers on a handle. Used in Spain and elsewhere in Europe, the torturer would run the claws over the victim's face, chest, groin, buttocks, legs, anywhere. The flesh would be shredded, with noses, ears, breasts, nipples, genitals, anything, torn off.

The Spanish Tickler raked over the victim's chest, ripping the flesh, exposing the ribs.

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spanish flu

When a non hispanic person becomes obsessed with dating or trying to get with mexicans or puerto ricans of the opposite gender. Common in white people but also affects blacks. The exact cause is unknown.
One of the best diseases ever.

The hispanic version of yellow fever

white guy: damn! when did carmen get so fucking hot?!
mexican: wtf
asian: get away from me! i dont wanna catch the spanish flu!

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Spanish Time

being 6 hours to a week late on something

person 1: i thought he said 4pm
person 2: no he said 4pm spanish time
person 3: dood thats like 3 days from now with him

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spanish jeans

another word for sweat pants

"Dan is wearing his spanish jeans to work again"

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the spanish inquisition

nobody expects it

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

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