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A sexual act where a man repeatedly pokes his penis through two women's lips as they kiss. Also known as a a double-sided hot dog or a senor gonzalez.
''Damn if you had a sister as fine as you, I would have both of you in a spanish sandwich''
i'm put you in the sandwich
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The worst Spanish class on the face of the planet. If you take Spanish 3H, you will end up failing. The material is dumb cultural things that you do not understand.
Somehow the conversations always revert back to Gloria from the tv show, Modern Family.
Boy 1: I'm failing Spanish 3H right now.
Boy 2: Who do you have?
Boy 1: Mrs. Palmada
Boy 2: oh, that explains it.
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AKA. "Cat's Paw". This was an old torture device consisting of four claws the size of human fingers on a handle. Used in Spain and elsewhere in Europe, the torturer would run the claws over the victim's face, chest, groin, buttocks, legs, anywhere. The flesh would be shredded, with noses, ears, breasts, nipples, genitals, anything, torn off.
The Spanish Tickler raked over the victim's chest, ripping the flesh, exposing the ribs.
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When a non hispanic person becomes obsessed with dating or trying to get with mexicans or puerto ricans of the opposite gender. Common in white people but also affects blacks. The exact cause is unknown.
One of the best diseases ever.
The hispanic version of yellow fever
white guy: damn! when did carmen get so fucking hot?!
mexican: wtf
asian: get away from me! i dont wanna catch the spanish flu!
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being 6 hours to a week late on something
person 1: i thought he said 4pm
person 2: no he said 4pm spanish time
person 3: dood thats like 3 days from now with him
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Farting within a motor-vehicle, to then close all windows, vents and lock all doors so passengers must endure the stench.
Bloke 1: "I gave my mum a lift to the shops yesterday, gave them a hint of a spanish taxi didn't i!"
Bloke 2: "good job"
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