Spanish Tickler

AKA. "Cat's Paw". This was an old torture device consisting of four claws the size of human fingers on a handle. Used in Spain and elsewhere in Europe, the torturer would run the claws over the victim's face, chest, groin, buttocks, legs, anywhere. The flesh would be shredded, with noses, ears, breasts, nipples, genitals, anything, torn off.

The Spanish Tickler raked over the victim's chest, ripping the flesh, exposing the ribs.

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spanish flu

When a non hispanic person becomes obsessed with dating or trying to get with mexicans or puerto ricans of the opposite gender. Common in white people but also affects blacks. The exact cause is unknown.
One of the best diseases ever.

The hispanic version of yellow fever

white guy: damn! when did carmen get so fucking hot?!
mexican: wtf
asian: get away from me! i dont wanna catch the spanish flu!

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Spanish Time

being 6 hours to a week late on something

person 1: i thought he said 4pm
person 2: no he said 4pm spanish time
person 3: dood thats like 3 days from now with him

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spanish jeans

another word for sweat pants

"Dan is wearing his spanish jeans to work again"

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the spanish inquisition

nobody expects it

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

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Spanish Taxi

Farting within a motor-vehicle, to then close all windows, vents and lock all doors so passengers must endure the stench.

Bloke 1: "I gave my mum a lift to the shops yesterday, gave them a hint of a spanish taxi didn't i!"

Bloke 2: "good job"

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Spanish Pillow

When you fart on a pillow and then hold it over someones face forcing them to smell it.
May lead to pink eye if done bear ass

I gave gerald a spanish pillow the other day, he thought it was lovely, then he got pink eye

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