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A large vieny cock equipped with a beard, it's beard is often combined with a mustache, commonly handle bars or a hitler. Jack Sparrows can be found on any object or wall, the defining characteristic is the beard, without a beard the Jack Sparrow is just another immature penis sketch, a mustache is not mandatory however often completes the ensemble.
1. That Jack Sparrow has a 8" beard
2. No doubt it must have sailed the seven seas.
1. did you see the one on jimmy's locker?
2. thats not a jack sparrow faggot, it isnt equiped with a mandatory beard!
There should be a 'Captain' in that somewhere...
I'm Captain Jack Sparrow,Savvy?
He is the main character of Pirates of the Caribbean and is played by the great Johnny Depp AKA the best actor ever to exist!
You: OMG WHO EVER PLAYS JACK SPARROW IS A GREAT ACTOR!
Me: YOU DIDN'T KNOW JOHNNY DEPP PLAYS HIM YOU'RE SUCH A DISCRASS!
KAPITAN!
Do you know Jack Sparrow?
KAPITAN Jack Sparrow!
sparrow is the name of a hot ass bitch that will bang you up.
sparrow is hella scrumchus
the bird that Mao Zedong tried to kill because they were destroying China's crops, but he ended up destroying the ecosystem. More crops ended up being eaten by insects.
Don't kill sparrows. Mao Zedong tried, and ended up causing something much worse.