want a sprite cranberry?

brurh

"Want a sprite cranberry?"
"hey bro i just got a sprite cranberry."

virgin vodka sprite

A fancy way of saying sprite

Could I please have a virgin vodka sprite

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Mac donalds sprite

if you took normal sprite and made it 1000 times worst in every way

Me (at Mac Donald's) : hey man want some sprite with the fries

Him : is it good sprite or Mac donalds sprite

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give me a sprite

It really means give me a BJ. The phrase comes from a german sprite commercial where a woman is giving a man a BJ and when he comes, he has a sprite bottle spewing fizz all over her face

Man: Hey, do you want to give me a sprite?

Woman: Sure

Man: Alright!! (pulls down pants)

Woman: What are you doing?!

Man: Your giving me a sprite. A BJ

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Sprite Remix

A toxic/acidic substance bottled in corrode-proof plastic, not to be confused with Pepsi Blue.

I almost died ingesting this crap.

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Dirty sprite

A drink with sprite jolly rancher codeine and promethizine popularize by future

Yo my man was going ham on that dirty sprite

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sprite easter pink

Blood And cocane mixed

...& I like my sprite easter pink

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