Random
Source Code
Random
A Pakistani-American. It is unknown if this is true in other countries, but in America, people from Pakistan and their offspring LOVE butternut squash.
Did you see those butternut squash lovers in 7/11?
3👍 19👎
National squash beef day is when you squash beef with all your friends and this day occurs in May 3rd
Happy national squash beef day
5👍 1👎
When your partner butters up your ballsack with KY warming gel then vigorously gives you an old fashioned (hand job) with one hand while feverishly squeezing and yanking your balls with the other.
Rachel gave me the old fashioned butternut squash last night. I thought she was going to yank my nuts off there for a moment.
I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.
4👍 2👎
a method of pre-drinking using a sports cap bottle, with vodka and a squash drink of ones choice.
'mate, wanna have some sports cap vodka squash before we go out tonight?'
'sports cap later??'
5👍 3👎
A burger that comes with summer squash
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Know What You Did Last Summer Squash Burger, you should try it!"
47👍 29👎
An amazing nickname, created in moments of randomness (or drunkness)
"Yeesh I got drunk on chocolate bear last night, did I say anything weird?"
"Yeah, you called me a fuzzy squash"
"Weird"
Something that a stupid fucktard named nick made up, basically a way to get you into a bathtub and rape you.
Josh shut up or I will Tub Squash you!