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The normal act of squidwarding, but with piss on your penis.
Can i get a tissue for my squidward with a runny nose?
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An episode of SpongeBob Squarepants that is entirely focused around making Squidward's life as miserable as possible.
Squidward Torture Porns are among the most reviled episodes of Spongebob. "Good Neighbors", "Ink Lemonade", and "Choir Boys" are generally considered the three worst STP's.
When six guys lay on their back in a circle and the girl takes turns riding each of them in sequence.
Bro, if we all put our money together we'll have enough for one hooker this weekend, we can just create Squidward's Tiki Land.
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Bob: "The doctor just diagnosed me with Pasta Shaped Like Squidward. What the fuck does that mean?"
Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."
Bob: "Fuck."
Squidward's personality is grumpy, hot-tempered, selfish, nasty, unfriendly, and of course, miserable. In spite of this, he is still one of the most intelligent characters, and out of the ten major characters, he can be categorized as the most educated one, along with Sandy Cheeks (Carolyn Lawrence), Plankton (Douglas Lawrence), and Gary the Snail. He has a sarcastic attitude and sees others as uncivilized morons, while failing to accept his own personal shortcomings. Squidward sees himself as misunderstood and unappreciated, blaming society for his failures.
Random person: hey have you ever heard of the word Squidward J. Q. Tentacles
Random person:no
When something extremely annoying and unfortunate is occurring over and over and over again.
*playing mario kart* "God damn, everyone is hitting me with their weapons-AND I GOT HIT AGAIN. *sigh* that's a real shitty Mc Squidward!"
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Something Spongebob says before he gets shot.
Patrick Stewart: YOU MF'ERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES!
Spongebob (in the ground): Hey Squidward, wanna play?
Patrick Stewart: *Starts shooting the ground with a pistol*
Spongebob: AAAAAHHHHHH