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Status Abuse

The act of posting your entire life onto Facebook and Twitter

John Smith: is walking towards the car

John Smith: is getting into the car

John Smith: forgot his keys and closed the door...
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Ron Smith: Solves you right you Status abuser

by errington1010 March 26, 2010

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boo status

Someone in your life who is actually worth your time. They aren't a bustdown or a booty call, they have attained the boo status.

Oh, sorry I didn't answer my phone. I was on the other line with the boo status.

Oh you know Raheem? Yea girl, he got that boo status.

by Lindsational January 26, 2009

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chump status

1 a status of being the weakest of the group.2 the act of being scared.3 not wanting to take part in group actions

1."mike cant handle his drink"
"he's chump status"
2.i dont wanna fight him"
"chump status"
3."you dont wanna play, come on dont be chump status"

by ALCRUZ March 27, 2008


Sheen Status

Partying as hard as Charlie Sheen. A status that no man or woman can reach ever. You must be Charlie Sheen to achieve Sheen Status.

Dude I came so close to Sheen Status last night, I banged a 5 gram rock up my dome piece then my mom took me to the hospital!" "AWWW DUDE, 2 more grams and you could have been SHEEN STATUS!!

by SlimeyCock123321 March 4, 2011


KB Status

Starting to pregame way too early before going out and becoming extremely intoxicated. (blood alc level of 3.0 to be exact)

Complete Blackout

Waking up in the hospital, still drunk, with multiple IV's in your arm with your nurse telling you how you tried to hit her and they had to use restraints

Yeah she blacked out and woke up in the hospital. She started taking shots at like noon. Total KB Status!

Let's get KB Status tonight!

Look at that guy. Total KB Status

by Batie Kell April 30, 2011

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chillzin status

Chillzin status is used when somebody is planning to hang out or chill, often getting intoxicated or under the influence

"Yo dog you on that chillzin status for later tonight?"
" Hell yeah "

by B Master Brett November 10, 2007


girlfriend status

Girlfriend Status: when the girlfriend wins and gets what she wants because she is the girlfriend

Boyfriend: I don’t want to watch that movie!
Girlfriend: But I have girlfriend status!
Boyfriend: fine

by main squeeze February 9, 2020