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An epic song by Merle Haggard that makes me dance around singing at the top of my lungs.
Ex. "Eating' rainbow stew with a silver spoon underneath that sky of blue!"
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Summer, especially when it's very hot and sticky.
I'm going to sit out the stews in my air-conditioned room.
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The collection of hair, toilet paper remnants, poop, underwear lint, and whatever else might get caught up in the ass crack.
My swamp ass has developed into a serious anal stew, I have to take a Silkwood Shower.
When 2 individuals engage in the lawful act of marriage and immediately proceed into some form of vacation. On the vacation (a.k.a. Honeymoon) a water bath is drawn immediately upon arrival. The couple engages in daily bathing and/or sexual acts in the tub. The bath is never drained at all throughout the duration of the honeymoon. All residual bodily grime and excrement remains in the tub. Upon conclusion of the honeymoon, some of the bath water (a.k.a. Honeymoon stew) is removed and bottled - often used as a pheromone/personal fragrance.
“Wow, you smell incredible this evening!”
“Thanks, we just tied the knot and I’m wearing my Honeymoon Stew!”
Sewer stew is stew you make in the sewer. Any kind of stew works as long as it was made in the sewer. Preferably in a cualdron.
Guy 1: Yo dawg you down to go make some mad sewer stew this week end?
Guy 2: dawg ill bring the beef.
Guy 1: brother you know you would!
A form of exploding diarrhea in which you shoot a steady stream of brown colored liquid with small chunks into the toilet at a high rate of speed.
Holy shit, did you hear that guy in stall number four? Sounded like he just stew blasted that S.O.B.
Ball torture in which a males balls are cinched with a ball stretcher and then slapped repeatedly with a bare hand, a riding crop or cat-o'-nine-tails.
My dom cinched me last night and gave me strewed tomatoes.
My stewed tomatoes are killing me today. They are sore and still red. She was working them like Rocky on the speedbag.