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You got an ear surgery? Well get butterfly stitchez! Dey god for ear problem
Ear Stich?
Yeah! Its a Butterfly Stitch
The skin seam that contains male genitalia, runs from the Anus, up the centre of the nut sack and underside of the shaft, ending with a rim stich round the helmet. Typically left un stitched on female anatomy.
Bro, did your build a bear stitch come loose? You're acting like a bitch!
Refers to the situation where a party girl gets separated from her friends in Mexico. Following the murder, the abdominal organs are removed and replaced with bags of cocaína. The outer abdomen is sewn back together, with party girls' body then being used as a mule to transfer the narcotics across the U.S. border, posing as Javier's girlfriend. Hence, Mexican "stitch up".
Person 1: "Did you hear what happened to Ashleigh on her party holiday in Mexico?"
Person 2: "Yeah buddy I heard, what a classic Mexican Stitch Up"
Noun: An appropriate rhythm while stitch-fucking. Two males are double penetrating a woman in her anus and vagina, and as one goes in, the other is going out. This appropriate rhythm ensures that the woman is fully penetrated at all times and does not die or get split in half. This also conveniently prevents the two men's testicles from touching each other, which could call their heterosexuality into question.
Matt: Man, when I grow up, I want to be just like Josh and Stacy. They're masters of synchronized stitch. All the chicks are talking about them.
Zack: Yeah, I hear their balls don't even touch. They're gonna turn synchronized stitch into an Olympic sport!
If you know who Steve Stitches aka Steve, you’d be lucky to know the greatest man alive. He has a tough and confident exterior and is beyond handsome. But once you earn his trust, he will be in your corner for life. He isn’t someone you would ever want to cross, because he will remind you he won’t accept less. He stands up for his values and has the best judge of character I’ve ever seen. He is protective, respectful, loves deep, and is the most selfless, genuine, and loyal man I’ve ever met. He is AMAZING in bed and makes his woman feel so safe and secure while also the most loved and sexy person in the world. His Harley and the love for her is so pure and sexy that you’ll want to buy your own in no time and become obsessed with going every there’re on the back while holding on tight. I have learned time and time again that I can trust his gut instinct more than I can trust my own. I’ve is the best dad a kid could ask for and would do anything in his power to make them and any kid feel loved. He’s got a mouth of a sailor and his sense of humor is the dry, dorky, and hilarious. He is hands down the most amazing man I have ever met, he’s not for the weak because he loves talking shit. Im legit the luckiest girl in the world to call this gem of a man mine. I wish the people in his lives saw the true, kind hearted man he is deep down. He is no push over and won’t take shit but you’ll never feel so loved by anyone in your life.
Steve Stitches is truly the best friend, significant other, and father I’ve ever met in my life. It hurts me to my core to see how much he is tested in life and is cheated from happiness coming easily. He the most deserving and hard working man and doesn’t deserve the life he’s dealt. But everyone knows his girl will legitimately do her best to love and make him the happiest man alive until the day she dies.
When you laugh from hearing a big funny joke
She was telling a joke that put me in great stitches
A stitch in which the needle is passes in and out of the fabric and lines the edges.
One way to add lace trimming to a garment is a whip stitch.