torture method. to cover the victim's legs in tar and fiberglass.
You'd better give up the goods, Slim, or my associates will give you the old Russian stockings.
This happens when another customer or a store employee leaves their cart in front of the product, or "stock" shelf that you need something from. Some grocery stores "stock block" themselves by setting up a temporary display in front of other items.
It sucks when you're in a rush to get some things from the store on your way home from work, and the aisles are full of people and their giant shopping carts, packed high and full, stock blocking the few things you came to pick up!
A documentation/ inventory of noobs-- helpful for pure pwnage on such games as WoW and other MMORPG.
Jar's real world player Mike, took note of the various noobs in his game in his noob stock, to make sure he brought pwn unto them as frequently as he came across their noobish nuissance.
(курам на смех in Russian): what you say or do that is so idiotic/ridiculous/foolish that even chickens at the local farm will make laughing stock out of you.
Did you do or say anything chicken stock today?
(куром насмех in Russian): chicken mockery in English. When you say or do something (never f-sag) so dumb/silly/ /stupid that chickens at the local farm will make laughing stock out of you.
Even people with mental acuity issues won't do stuff chicken stock. Why are you doing the same chicken stock like drinking and driving?
A member of staff who eats stock in a shop without paying
Sam: Have you had another twirl lewys??
Stu: Have you had another lucozade lewys??
Lewis: Yes
Sam: Stop being a stock gobbler you dick
To have a high number of hoes at your service.
Y'all seen pimp Mac?, His count is up!
He is straight stocking hoes.