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russian stockings

torture method. to cover the victim's legs in tar and fiberglass.

You'd better give up the goods, Slim, or my associates will give you the old Russian stockings.

by meye lansky May 23, 2011


stock blocking

This happens when another customer or a store employee leaves their cart in front of the product, or "stock" shelf that you need something from. Some grocery stores "stock block" themselves by setting up a temporary display in front of other items.

It sucks when you're in a rush to get some things from the store on your way home from work, and the aisles are full of people and their giant shopping carts, packed high and full, stock blocking the few things you came to pick up!

by edusk8r January 28, 2010


Chicken stock

(курам на смех in Russian): what you say or do that is so idiotic/ridiculous/foolish that even chickens at the local farm will make laughing stock out of you.

Did you do or say anything chicken stock today?

by Sexydimma June 2, 2022


chicken stock

(куром насмех in Russian): chicken mockery in English. When you say or do something (never f-sag) so dumb/silly/ /stupid that chickens at the local farm will make laughing stock out of you.

Even people with mental acuity issues won't do stuff chicken stock. Why are you doing the same chicken stock like drinking and driving?

by Sexydimma June 26, 2022


Stock Gobbler

A member of staff who eats stock in a shop without paying

Sam: Have you had another twirl lewys??
Stu: Have you had another lucozade lewys??
Lewis: Yes
Sam: Stop being a stock gobbler you dick

by Samy roberts August 19, 2011


five stocked

when playing a super smash bros battle, each player having 5 lives, then one player beat the other person without dying one. 5-0.

wanna get five stocked bro

dam he just got "5 stocked" playing super smash bros

by charlescharles May 4, 2012


Stocking hoes

To have a high number of hoes at your service.

Y'all seen pimp Mac?, His count is up!
He is straight stocking hoes.

by Eat organic, avoid bioengineer April 28, 2022