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Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton
Can you hear that fapping? Must be Jordan stokes dad
Has a twin, but more girls pick his twin Alan Stokes has never dated a girl but will one day.
"Alex Stokes is a really nice person I wanna be him"
When a woman profusely vomits on their partners chest, all while receiving oral sex from their partner and further lathering the vomit into the chest of the partner.
“Oh yeah baby, you’ve got to Stokely Steamer me tonight. I’m so excited!”
When you're all hyped up on weed, you think anything is possible.
Girl: what happened to Jimmy?
Boy: he got all DOPE STOKED and tried to jump off this bridge.... but he was on his couch the whole time.
When you're all hyped up on weed, you think anything is possible.
Girl: what happened to Jimmy?
Boy: he got all DOPE STOKED and tried to jump off this bridge.... but he was on his couch the whole time.
When you make mr stokes crashout in form time by continuously shouting MANGO MANGO MANGO
He's having a skibidi stokes crashout. I hope he also doesn't goon us all to ohio and make us eat lunchly.
When you have no lighter, get a skewer light it on the stove, use this to light your marijuana, light it with one end and stoke with the other
Sally had no lighter, so she went to her drawer in the kitchen and got a skewer, she then lit it on the stove and proceeded to smoke her cone, lit it with one end and stoked with the other. The stoke light allows you to smoke a cone when you can’t find a lighter, in the kitchen you can find skewers that you can light and use as a stoker