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They Call him Stump because he his All Root!
Some walk up and put it in, Stump puts it in and walks up.
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Patrick Stump (the leprechaun) is the lead singer from Fall Out Boy with Pete Wentz (werewolf/vampire mix), Andy Hurley (fairy princess), and Joe Trohman (giant from the beanstalk). He's not the best singer in the world but I still get orgasms from listening to him. Pete Wentz looks like a werewolf and who would you rather fuck, a werewolf or a leprechaun? I'd pick the leprechaun.
Patrick: I am a little leprechan and I am so fucking cute!
Pete Wentz: Cool dude.
Me: Patrick lets go make passionate love all night long and I know how you love it when my makeup gets all over your pillowcase.
Pete: Patrick, let my suck your dick dude.
Me: STFU bitch he's mine!
Patrick Stump is cute as shit. He shouldnt lose weight, get rid of those sideburns, or sing clearly because all of those things make him super cute! lmao
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When an individual living the state of Texas, stand upright on a tree stump so as to position his groinal area close to and engage in a sexual manifestation of penile nastiness with a COW.
My penis is covered in fly larva because of my promiscuous actions while stump breaking last weekend.
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had sex with an animal. stood on a stump during the act.
Ace Dog stump broke that mule out in the field today.
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Stump busting is more common during deer season. Stump busting is the act of tying an animal to a tree or a tree stump so they cannot get away and mounting them sexually.
Redneck #1- You git you a buck last nite?
Redneck #2- Naw, just stump busted a coyote.
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1.)A guy who talks big but never does anything.
2.)That guy you know who made a name for himself but really has nothing worth boasting about.
3.)A strong guy who cannot satisfy his girlfriend(s).
1.)John is really intimidating but then again he has no balls to do anything he threatens to do. What a stump dick.
2.)Herman is such a stump dick; he acts all high and mighty but he has no game.
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Any substance that smells like it came out of a wet tree stump.
Guinness smells and tastes like stump water.
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