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Verb:The act of climbing on the top part of a couch, standing up on the top, then jumping down off the couch using the falling force to increase the pain of you slapping someone.
*Note the couch in the act can and should be dragged around constantly in order to always be ready to Superman Slap someone within a few seconds.
Guy 1:"You should call your stepfather the N word."
Guy 2: "What?! Are you crazy, why would I ever do that?"
Guy 1: "Do it, you would get respect from him."
Guy 2: "He would get up on the couch and Superman Slap me if I ever did that, and if I was still breathing after, then I would gain respect from him"
Mexican superman is Mexican man that mows your lawn, rakes your lard, takes your trash out, all the typical Mexican shit, etc. He is basically superman except Mexican. Surprisingly he is not poorer than regular super man despite being way shittier and way more Mexican than super man. Instead of kryptonite being his weakness Mexican Superman weakness is paying taxes.
Rafael Rivas is a Mexican Superman. I keep him down by making pay my taxes.
I'm convinced Clarke Kent was just an ordinary guy who got an adderall prescription...... and boom; superman pills
An alcoholic cocktail originated in the Bay Area. The Black Superman is a potent drink and only the strong will survive it. BJ’s Restaurant & Brewhouse has perfected this drink. Definitely not for the lightweights. After a few of these, you’ll believe you can fly too.
The recipe is as follows:
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz triple sec
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz 7-Up® soda (optional)
Float 1/2 oz Chambord
Garnish with lemon or Maraschino cherry
“Bartender, I’ll have a Black Superman. I plan on going up, up and away tonight.”
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The rotting undead corpse of Christopher Reeve.
Look out! Here comes zombie superman! He can't be killed!
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A devestating mixed martial arts striking technique in which a fighter lunges off the lead leg and strikes an opponent with a flying punch from the trailing, strong hand. Named for its resemblence to poses struck by Superman in the pages of DC comics.
My opponent dropped his hands, so I knocked him out with a Superman punch.
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A term used to describe a person who looks completely unrecognizable when they take off or put on glasses.
Dude 1: *waves to a guy in the hall
Dude 2: Hey who's that?
Dude 1: Oh, that's George.
Dude 2: Really? I couldn't recognize him without his glasses.
Dude 1: Yeah, he's got superman syndrome
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