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When a woman poops and puts it up her vagina, and when a man goes down on her, she squeezes it out on his face, giving him a "chocolate clam suprise"
John was very suprised when he recived a chocolate clam suprise from the woman he got home from the club.
Icey Hot Suprise is when you replace the lubricant on a condom with icey hot with out telling the girl you are about to screw. She will be very suprised when she gets a burning sensation during sex.
Ted-I gave linda the icey hot suprise last night, and she wasnt happy with the burning sensation.
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When a woman yawns as she wakes up and you slam your dick in her mouth.
Seth: Did Betty sleep over your house last night?
Me: Yeah and I gave her an early morning suprise.
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while banging a girl doggy style pull out and spit on her back so that she thinks you have came while she turns around blow your load in her face
i was banging this girl last night and gave her the pink eye suprise
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This is the act of rubbing one out, then smacking the paydirt of your labor into someones face.
My girlfriend wouldn't give me any last night, so I gave her a Hot Carl Suprise while she was sleeping.
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A sexual manuver for revenge. It works best while the person being penitrated is blind-folded and being done from behind. While you are pounding away at them get a handful of icy-hot or visk vapor rub, then pull out, slather you cock with it and then shove it in one hard push into their ass.
I gave her an Oreo Mint Suprise last night, thats what she gets for raking me.
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After having a bad one night stand with a partner, the man will wait until the partner asleep he will then proceed to ejaculate on the eye or eyes of said partner. If done correctly this should crust over during the night and the partner should not be able to open the eye or eyes.
Yea I woke up with the worst dry eye suprise this morning!
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