Surging Sanders

The act of reaching orgasm out of, seemingly, nowhere; similar to how Bernie Sanders "came out of nowhere" as he began to make headway in the 2016 presidential race against front-runner Hilary Clinton.

While I was eating my Taco Bell Doritos Locos Tacos with extra Doritos, I felt a Surging Sanders coming on and added a little sour cream to my zesty Mexican meal.

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wichita wind surge

When you pass major gas after eating at an "authentic" Mexican restaurant in Wichita, KS. Also the name of the new Wichita AAA baseball team.

After eating that massive burrito from Renee's, I had a Wichita wind surge that came out so hot and hard I thought I shit myself.

wind surge

The powerful shart that precedes explosive diarrhea.

The wind surge nearly blew the back off the toilet the last time I had the flu

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Teenage Power Surges

just like hot flashes, except it occurs in young girls

"Omg, like, I am so hot. I think I'm having a hot flash."
"Girl, you're too young to have a hot flash. You're just going through TPS (teenage power surges). Mhmm."

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Surging A Head Clean Off

When you take a cell-phone antenna and overcharge your mouth with it until it blows the top of your noodle clean off your neck-gizzard-hole. Cannot be done with antenna-less cellphones. Science of the surge is undetermined but might draw from plate tectonics.

Maytal: Did you buy that surge protector at Home Depot?

Skeleton-Boy: No, I just finished surging a head clean off though with my antenna. Your head.

Maytal's corpse: Oh. Ow.

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Power Surge in Puerto Rico

This is 'code' for "I'm going to the Beach and can't let anyone know why I'm not signed onto Sametime".

Sorry, there is a Power Surge in Puerto Rico, I got kicked off Sametime because of a power surge. Really, bad thunderstorm here in sunny Puerto Rico, Google it.

This is what you may say when you are going to the beach instead of working.

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Surge

surge
sərj/Submit
noun
1.
a sudden powerful forward or upward movement, especially from Dakota’s penis, or by a natural force such as the waves or tide.

synonyms: gush, rush, outpouring, stream, flow

"flooding caused by tidal surges"
“dakota surged into joey and flooded his hole with semen”