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No thanks Susan

When you decide not to do something crazy and back down.

I’m totally gonna jump off this cliff!
Oh shit, it’s like 50 ft, no thanks Susan.

by Beersbeersbeers July 20, 2018


Travel Susan

A Travel Susan stresses out all the time when traveling and always needs to arrive three hours early to everywhere, then waits at the gate on social media for hours.

Susan (Shouting from the car at 7:30am, bags already packed from three days before): “Hurry up! We’re gonna be late to the airport and miss our flight! There’s rush-hour traffic on the 110!”

You (forgot to pack: your toothbrush, your headphones, and possibly your passport, hungover from going out the night prior): “Quit being such a Travel Susan, our flight leaves at 9:30.”

by FuzzyDiceJams January 2, 2019


Susan Rohde

An cute ,nice care giving person. Especially the middle name is gerelyn the kindest nicest person she might have an foster son or a son with the letter D, and there grown and on their own. and a 15-year-old teen probably lives there or about to turn that age that’s a teenager a big one.

Susan Rohde is a nice person and deserves more

by Majooooo May 21, 2021


Secondhand Susan

The act of being jacked off by your homie, cumming in your own hand and using your cum as lube to beat off your homie in return.

"Hey man , ever tried a Secondhand Susan?"

"Yeah , but whenever I go second my homies never return the favor."

"Damn ,they hit you with the Deceitful Donna. That's fucked up."

by IGotDaBullets May 12, 2023


Titty Susan

Also more commonly know as TTSOOSN or the upcoming third bleachers album “Take The Sadness Out Of Saturday Night.”

Jack still hasn’t acknowledged the meme culture of titty susan

by keyweers July 15, 2021


Liquid Susan

Allowing the blood clot from a woman’s period drip down your throat like a wet oyster

I shuddered in fear as my gf gave me an impromptu Liquid Susan

by Chanthony100 January 24, 2020


Mama Susan

"Mama Susan" is a nickname given to the CEO of YouTube, Susan Wojkiscikiski windows 78 or some shit. The nickname "Mama Susan" is generally used by the YouTube commentary community and is used to describe her company's strict and inconsistent stance what gets to be monetized content.

Much like how your mama would have strict rules and unfair regulations, Mama Susan's YouTube is notorious for demonetizing creators who make legitimate content whilst allowing nefarious creators who constantly abuse the YouTube guidelines to thrive.

Mama Susan's reign has often been agreed upon to be one of the causes for the death of edginess on YouTube due to creators fearing their channels to someday be obliterated for mild substandard behavior.

"So what Susan Windex has done is allowing scam channels to continue their reign whilst striking down channels with legitimate content"

"Sounds like Mama Susan alright."

by Surgelumix May 23, 2021