I swear to God

When you swear to God

I swear to God if you don’t buy me maccys I’m not gonna be your friend

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non-offensive swears

fargin bastige!

f-ing bastard!

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Middle Finger Swear

Usually stronger than a pinky swear but when done in combination with a pinky swear it cancels out the swear/promise entirely.

Making a pinky promise and a middle finger promise means Middle Finger Swear

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Fucking F-Swear

1. To agree with something.
2. Reaction to something that went from.

1.Lets go to the Package Store and get some beer.
Fucking F-Swear, lets do it.

2. Dude, you just split beer on the floor.
Aw, fucking f-swear

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yall i swear

The caption when you post a picture of something odd or wacky happening but are too unoriginal to come up with a proper title.

Yall i swear. (Picture of monkee eating fruit by the foot)

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non-offensive swears

"Fetch" for "Fuck"
"Gol" (short for 'Golly') for "God"
"Heck", of course.

Mormons are great sources for psuedo-swears. Check out my site for more fake swearing.
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non-offensive swears

flickin' = fuckin'

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