Tricky-Greek

A Greek male/female that tricks people and messes with their mind(s). They are very tricky and can be harmful at times if they have not gotten their daily intake of greek salad. Tricky-Greeks trick the tricks and turn the tables.

Tricky-Greek: Hey did you see that bird fly by?
Coutts: Um. no i didn't hear a bird..?
Tricky-Greek: Well yeah cause it wasn't a bird it was a plane retard. tricks.

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greek lantern

to dip one's testes in tzatziki sauce (cucumber sauce) and swing them back and forth hitting a loved one's forehead, just like swinging a lantern.

"Did you hear that Matt give Liz a Greek Lantern in New Parthenon?" "What a gentleman..."

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Greek Surprise

Like the shocker, but a fist to the vulva and a thumb in the anus.

Warning: There have been reports of dislocated thumbs suffered from improperly administering the Greek Surprise.

"Dude, how'd you break your thumb?"
"Well I was a bit drunk and trying to give a chick the Greek Surprise..."
"Let me guess, you were over rotated and slammed your thumb into her taint? Yea, we've all been there, it's a rookie mistake."

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greek sick

when a person is not really sick, but pretends to be sick so that he/she doesn't have to attend a function. More often then not, its a woman who is "greek sick" and almost always the woman is in a relationship, and uses her bf/husband as the representative to the function to convey the message.

i.e.
human: "Hey man, where is your wife?"
gino: "she couldn't make it, she's not feeling well"
human" "oh yeah, whats wrong"
gino (now uncomfortable): "i don't know re, she's sick, ask her"
human 1 to human 2: "she's obviously greek sick"

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Greek Romance

Greek men (Greeks) are well reknowned for their romantic and special ways in the bedroom with the ladies. Greek is believed and has proven to be one of the most romantic languages in the world. A report done by the Daily Mirror in February 2007 has confirmed that Greek men are the best in the bedroom department closely followed by Russian, Serbian, Montenegrian, Italian and Spanish men.

Greek romance is highly rated in the world

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Hot greek

Beautiful brown eyed tall tanned skin girl with brown hair and a killer body. Hot greek girls love to party and have a great time............

this hot greek teen walks past these guys at the beach and they all got a freakin boner!.......wow

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Greek Hernia

Caused from too much sex in the bushes Greek style

Tom: "Hey did you know George got a Greek Hernia?"

Pat: "what's a Greek Hernia?"

Tom:"its from too much greek style sex in bushes."
Pat:"well its expected. He has been frequently visiting parks with random chicks"

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