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Toilet Person (TP)

A Toilet Person or TP is an individual who will often lurk around male public conveniences in the hope of a sexual encounter.

"the Toilet Person (TP) in that shithouse was so fucking bold, he told me he started to tug as soon as he heard my steps"

"Brighton....thats the TP capital of England"

by lighterfuel October 24, 2009


TP Mafia

notorious for slappin all over orinda...13373d millions of min7s and had hell of epic so4mos on weekends only.....throws hell of v's....p-topless was sort of part of it....consisted of F-Jiggs, AK47, wiskebriske

TP Mafia is the 1337357 group i have ever heard....and they gang banged my bitch.

by brohrinda January 09, 2008


John Wayne TP

The cheapest Toilet Paper you can purchase, 1 ply Cardboard type TP.

The name is derived from the fact that John Waynes Rough he's Tough and dont take no shit from no indians.

I had a nasty shit the other and ripped my ass up with some John Wayne TP

by Johnny Dogrib October 18, 2008


mc iso sq 4 bbbj w/ dt &/or tp

"Monster cock" in search of "Size Queen" for "bareback blowjob" with "deep throating" and/or "tonsil painting"

Size Queen Girl: "I would do ANYTHING to get my lips around that MONSTER COCK!"
Second Girl: "Well go for it, honey! His shirt says" mc iso sq 4 bbbj w/ dt &/or tp"

by 9point5in January 05, 2018


TP Slide

When you slip the giant roll of toilet paper down your pants from Home Depot bathroom. Cuz there is no toilet paper at home

Man nobody has toilet paper, I did the TP Slidedown cuz I'm using socks at home..
Y'all think we can trade this for weed?

by WarChild April 04, 2020


Punch of tp

The amount of tp or toilet paper squares you use to wipe you booty with.

Darn it, I am a punch of tp away from a clean bottom.

An average punch of tp is around 4-6 squares of tp.

Equivalent to around $10 - $13

by Tiaryen April 16, 2020


TP

'TP' or 'TPism' refers to the art of being a typical pakistani. Many TPs you may identify as speaking like a roadman (ie "fam", "blood" etc), driving a C-class Mercedes, asking "excuse me bruv do you smoke weed by any chance?" and finishing the majority of sentences with "enni bro".

It must be noted that TPs may be driving at outrageous speeds on civilian roads.

"I'm heading small heath next week"

"Christ I've heard thats TP land"

by Darren Dobbs April 29, 2018