Toilet Person (TP)

A Toilet Person or TP is an individual who will often lurk around male public conveniences in the hope of a sexual encounter.

"the Toilet Person (TP) in that shithouse was so fucking bold, he told me he started to tug as soon as he heard my steps"

"Brighton....thats the TP capital of England"

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TP Mafia

notorious for slappin all over orinda...13373d millions of min7s and had hell of epic so4mos on weekends only.....throws hell of v's....p-topless was sort of part of it....consisted of F-Jiggs, AK47, wiskebriske

TP Mafia is the 1337357 group i have ever heard....and they gang banged my bitch.

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John Wayne TP

The cheapest Toilet Paper you can purchase, 1 ply Cardboard type TP.

The name is derived from the fact that John Waynes Rough he's Tough and dont take no shit from no indians.

I had a nasty shit the other and ripped my ass up with some John Wayne TP

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mc iso sq 4 bbbj w/ dt &/or tp

"Monster cock" in search of "Size Queen" for "bareback blowjob" with "deep throating" and/or "tonsil painting"

Size Queen Girl: "I would do ANYTHING to get my lips around that MONSTER COCK!"
Second Girl: "Well go for it, honey! His shirt says" mc iso sq 4 bbbj w/ dt &/or tp"

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Dutch tp

It is the act of throwing used toilet paper (toilet paper already used to clean shit from your ass) at any house other than yours. For further effect piss on the Dutch tp afterwards.

*In baseball game
Bill: "Hey Frank I'm going to the bathroom, do you want me to stop at the concessions stand afterwards to get you something to eat"
Frank: "Nah, but what you can do for me is save some of the toilet paper you're going to use in the bathroom. There's this neighbor of mine who pissed on my dog yesterday and I want to get him back for it by Dutch tp'ing his house."
Bill: "Sure thing"

TP-F-S

Teleport for SIMPS (AKA: SUPER INTENSE MINECRAFT PLAYERS)

John:TP-F-S to me or I will die (in minecraft)
Mom:Okay

tp crumbs

The little bits of toilet paper that stick to your labia when you wipe.

OMG I realized i had had tp crumbs and had to get rid of them before my waxing session. Let alone my date. Damn cheap ass toilet paper.