A person that is shaped like a tv and is a whole bitch
โyou are a TV BITCH โ
When an individual watches TV muted with their own music playing in the background - this is best done with rap.
Dude 1: Dude last night I was TV spelunking on CSPAN - man can white guys can rap.
A fantastic free tv service that provides the traditional streaming format with the majority of tubi's content available as well as over a hundred live tv channels some of which play the same show 24/7 meaning there's always something on and you never have to do the endless scroll of doom. Also they have tons of obscure animation and popular films.
"Man why are we scrolling netflix again? Let's just use pluto tv. They got mst3k and g4 how could you go wrong?"
A strong urge to switch the channel during a commercial but to forget to switch back until the original program is already underway.
"My husband just switched the channel again when the commercial started but when I asked him to switch it back, my show already started and I missed 5 minutes!"
"He has ADHD-TV, you should have him go see a doctor."
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A funny sexual position where the man moves the woman's elevated and outstretched legs as though he is trying different orientations for an old-time TV antenna.
The "Old TV" position made them laugh like crazy, but it never did help the TV picture.
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An icon that pops on the screen when ever Barney, Sesame Street, Tellitubbies, Blues Clues, Dora the Explorer, or any other kiddie show that comes on that tells the T.V. "Why did you have to put the show on?! Why?!"
TV-Y means TV-Why?!
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