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Tits that represent the essence of what a taco is ... an empty vessel without filling
Empty, hollow and pointless until filled
Once full and meaty and voluptuous these tits are deflated and devoid of filling
Fetch the foot pump
She had a serious case of taco tits. Fetch the pump
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Slang used in the nail art world meaning "glossy top coat", because of the similarity in the pronunciation of the two phrases. The phrase was coined and made popular by famous nail 'artist' Cristine Rotenberg (Simply Nailogical) after she created, climbed and conquered Polish Mountain.
Add a nice thick coat of glossy taco then let that dry because we're gonna add nail vinyls next!
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All pussy problems that negate having sex with a woman.
1. Being on your period
2. Having a yeast infection
3. Bacterial Vaginosis
4. Trichomoniasis
5. Herpes/HSV2
6. Crabs
7. Chlamydia
8. Gonorrhea
9. HIV/ AIDs
10. Or just a good old case of ugly pussy.
"Hey man, did you hit that last night?"
"Nah bro, that bitch had a fucking Stormy Taco!!!!"
The Female equivalent of the male Tea Bag,the act of a male placing his testicles on another person's forehead, but instead of a male placing his balls(or tea bag) on one's forehead a female places her vagina (or taco) on one's forehead.
Male: Go Tea Bag him
Female: I don't have balls
Male: Well go Taco Swipe him then
Not to be confused with Secret Uncle (also a fun time), Secret Taco is a game where a group of people blindfold themselves and compete to try to find the taco that is hidden in the room. Whoever finds the taco gets to eat it while everyone else has to watch. You know, like one of those "to the victor goes the spoils" type situations.
Originated in Richmond, VA in the Spring of 2009. **Note - For added fun you can add a microphone so that whoever finds the taco can eat it in front of the microphone.
Due to its competitive nature, it is recommended that knives not be permitted in the playing field.
Hey that cute new girl is really into you. You should see if she wants to come over later and play Secret Taco.
The place to go if you want to shoot liquid poop out of your ass within two hours.
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Another name for a Latinas vagina.
Maria is not home right now, she went to have her taco boat waxed!