taken from comedian Brian Reagan. a cross between take care and good luck.
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Take No L's, the term meaning one who takes no loses and avoids rejection. Basically a savage.
Bruh 1: Yo Bruh, we taking no L's at the club tonight.
Bruh 2: Yea Take No L's, we not getting stood up.
Bruh 1: And we gon turn up... Straight Savages
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To take the beej is when a guy realizes he has a girl at his place that he doesn't want there but whatever driving force got her there can't be stopped. The girl has to be such a miss match that he won't have sex with her, but he'll take the beej.
Most commonly, this scenario is a direct result of online dating or a drunk night at the bar.
Drew: "Yah she came over with a bottle of wine but didn't look anything like her pictures..."
Marc: "Did you take the beej?"
Drew: "I took the beej."
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Pretending to take a shit, when you are actually playing on your phone to avoid dramatic fucking coworkers.
"Dude you were in the shitter forever, did you eat taco bell? ""No I was taking a Donny. "
when you've been holding in a piss for so long it has to potential to be of Austin Powers tier. Most commonly performed in Amish
When me and the homies were on the road trip through Amish they almost ditched me when I was taking a wizard.
Going off to smoke; A smoke break or smoke session.
Greg: "Hey man, nobody has bud to match, you wanna just go out back and take a Khalifa?"
Joe: "Sure, that works for me bro."
When you are on Houseparty with your friends and someone says something that makes you cringe, is a bit too far or just outrageous in general you may want to go on mute and switch off your camera. This is called taking a moment and the phrase was created by Sean Dyer
Person: I want to fuck your mum!
Sean: Iโm going to take a moment