Poop Talk

The act of giving oneself encourangement or mental prepping before a particularly large or painful defecation.

Jonathan gave himself a poop talk before shitting out something that looked like a small african child.

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Trash-Talking

An example of a statement where a person insults an other person to rub in his/hers victory.

Steve: Ha! Boom you can't play cause I beat you 17-5.
James: Stop trash-talking

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talking spicy

Someone who has a smart mouth and talking hostile(talking spicy).

guy: wyd??
girl: dont worry abt it.
guy: ay u talking spicy.

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Small Talk

Useless and unnecessary conversation attempted to fill the silence in an awkward situation. Commonly backfires into feelings of loneliness and social discomfort. Usually is intiated by comments regarding the current weather, weather pattern of the past/future few days or major weather disturbances in the recent past.

Gas Man: Nice weather, if you're a duck.
Noid: uh, You over pumped.
Gas Man: So I did, I'll only charge you what you asked for.
C: Your small talk just cost you $1.37.
Noid: Drive On

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talk to the hole

A perverse suggestion you might make to someone who has deeply angered you as you drop your pants, turn around and bend over, offering them an unobstructed view of your asshole.

I have a great idea: talk to the hole!

Hand-Talking

While talking, moving (or flailing) your hands around as they either help you to talk, or help make a point.
Sometimes a person will not be able to talk unless they are using their hands. To prove this, while they're are talking- hold their hands down. They will shut up if they are inclined to 'hand talk'.

(Seems to be originated mainly from Italians, though not limited to them.)

Person 1: (dodges from being slapped) "Hey! Watch where you're throwing your hands! You nearly hit me!"
Person 2: "Sorry, I can't help it.. I was hand-talking"

Person A: "Why must you talk with your hands? You know they can't see you thru the phone, right?
Person B: "I know, I just can't help but hand-talk."

talk to Rudy

What everyone around the world hears from the Mobster in Chief when he can’t risk saying some sleazy, lawless thing himself.

You’ll get everything you need, my man, but if you’re really gonna move forward with it, you gotta talk to Rudy for the details!