Tell your face

A way of telling someone that they are using the wrong facial expression for a situation. usually shouted

Person 1: hey dumbass
*looks at friends expression*
Person 1: woah dude, I was only joking
Person 2: I know that
Person 1: TELL YOUR FACE!!!!!

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tell me about it

Said when talking about something you've experienced.

I hate when he does this.
Tell me about it.

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Don't tell me not

When someone tells you something you already know is wrong. Or when somebody tells you that you can't do something.

Country Slang.

Your team didn't win the game last night, "Don't tell me not I already seen it."

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Lies you tell

When someone is obviously lying to themselves and everyone else by trying to like something

Bolognese with zucchini pasta? Lies you tell honey

keep telling you that

A response to a possibly false statement that one gives when the party being responded to is certainly deluding themselves. Roughly, "If you keep saying that, you might actually start to believe it".

-She is not the jealous type
-Sure, keep telling you that

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Tell me how it was

The most royal way of turning someone's invite for a movie down

Robbie: Hey Poo! Movie tonight?
Poo: Tell me how it was

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Time will tell if time can tell time

Expression used when engaged in a futile activity

Guy 1: Hey, how's your progress with her sister going?
Guy 2 : Time will tell if time can tell time