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A machine that takes your quarters (ok, dollars) and offers you a shot at picking up anything from a stuffed animal to a smartphone.
Setting: Dave and Busters at the claw machines:
Guy 1:"Closer....Closer....A little to the left.... A bit back.... Perfect! Hit the button!
Guy 2: Hits Button.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers
Claw revolves slightly.
Claw grabs end of doll.
Claw drops doll.
Claw returns empty to the prize chute and makes a big show of open and closing.
Guy 1 and 2: "Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck......
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when you make a claw out of your hands to indicate the sign of metal
often done at shows
or by stupid girls on myspace
idiot-"is that for punk rock"
xbroskiix-"no bro, this is the metal claw!"
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when you are having sex with a pregnant woman, and the fetus gives you a hand job.
When Brandon's wife was with child, his future son rubbed one out from within the womb. That is a Munchkin claw.
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Legendary white claw waves travel in sets of threes across oceans. When their gnarly crests combine, the result is one mondo wave. It’s a thing of epic beauty, but try to rip it and you’ll wipeout for sure.
Man, I keep telling these noobs not to mess with that white claw. They ain't built for that life!
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When having sex with a woman doggy style, the man inserts his thumb into the anus of the woman while making a sound like a screeching eagle. This manuver works best when the recieving party is not expecting it.
Hey bro, last night I hit my girlfriend with the Eagle's Claw. She didn't care much for it, but I loved it.
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The act of sticking the index and pointer fingers in a woman's vagina while placing the thumb in the anus and clamping together, as to resemble a lobster's claw.
"Why can't Sally walk strait?"
"I just gave her the lobster claw."
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The index and middle finger inserted in the vagina, creating a “bent V” hand shape to stimulate the G spot.
I gave this chick who was on the rag the tiger claw last night.
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