ABC rule

(n.) Rule of dating etiquette that dictates whether or not you can date a prospective girl/boy without being a kiddy-diddler. It states that if your prospective mate could recite the alphabet by the time you were born, they're too old to pursue a romantic relationship with.

Often seen as a stricter alternative to the half your age plus 7 rule.

Rachel wanted to be Jess's girlfriend, but the ABC rule prevented her from doing so.

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ABC Event

"Armchairs, Binoculars, Coors" Event - a type of emergency during which no response can resolve the emergency. The implication is that in such an event, the only appropriate response is to get a comfortable viewing position and wait it out.

"If the entire internet goes down, it's an ABC Event for us anyway so really there's no use in planning for contingencies."

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The Abc squad

a squad that consists of people from many different states/countries. The best freaking group chat ever that’s obsessed with crazy 8 and gifs.

Omg this gc is so fun! It’s such an The Abc Squad.

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ABC Famgasm

Masturbating while watching the ABC Family Channel.

"I'm just sitting her ABC Famgasming in honor of 25 Days of Christmas."

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ABC ME

Too have have extremely hard and fast sex with somebody.
or to tell someone to.

"how do you want it baby?"
"Just shut up and ABC ME!"
"Okay as you wish"

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ABC police

The police that are not city or state police and can bust your ass anywhere, anytime, and dont give a shit about you or your shit.

ahh shit, the ABC police busted obama biden when they found out he is a terrorist..

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ABC party

Anything but clothes party

James: Im going to an ABC party tonight dude!
David: Really/ Bet you want to see Jess there.

James: Fuck off! You are the one who has a crush on her

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