Ass Act

Someone who constantly embarrasses/irritates those around him/her.

Peter: Is that Corey hanging from the chandelier? Kai's parents aren't gonna be impressed.

Kai: Your friend's a real ass act!

29👍 11👎

dog act

sleeping with a mate's girlfriend,
not returning a favour,
not returning a shout at the pub,
drinking the last half pot of beer out of a jug you didn't buy,
cheating - especially when when what you're doing is not competitive

tony: "that prick john always disappears when it's his turn to shout!"

sam: "yeh, what a f*ing dog-act!"

81👍 39👎

boat act

An inadequate singer, comedian, or other live performer who lacks the talent to succeed in a reputable market or venue, and is thus relegated to doing their act on boats and/or cruise ships. Audiences typically consist of uncultured tourists, addictive gamblers, and the elderly.

(One step below "lounge act.")

Despite being a complete BOAT ACT, Dat Phan somehow won "Last Comic Standing."

44👍 19👎

act white

A racist and retarded-idiotic stereotype, meaning: a non-white person/people who selling out.

Just because they're listening to Mozart or Beethoven instead of Hip-hop, Jazz, Calypso, Keroncong, Gamelan, Taganing, Dangdut, Guzheng, or whatever, using proper and plain English (not a Pidgin or Creolized one like Engrish, Hinglish, Singlish, Pisin, or whatever), getting Straight-A+ grade, don't eat dogs, marrying a white man/woman for their inner quality (unlike any Sarong Party Girls did), having a successful career, or minding their own business doesn't make them a race traitor, a sell-out, you name it

Stop calling someone's behavior as "Act White", it's ignorant

37👍 14👎

act up

behaving not properly, being unreliable

If your girl starts to acting up break up with her.

256👍 148👎

act right

what you say to people who are behaving out of line, or stupid, or being a hater. commonly used towards white people and hoes

Act right or I'll bitch slap you.

166👍 88👎

act a ass

to show off, to stunt, to act wild

I'ma act a ass!
Might roll glass!
It's the mista masta and I keep a G stash!
I'ma act a ass!
Might roll glass!
I took a sh*t on the stage at the grammys!

-------------------
"Look at that boy swangin' with his head out the window; he actin' a ass!"

26👍 10👎