Q-bert

1. thats what she said

2. backwards inverse opposite of a 69

3. spoon

3.Eat yogurt with a Q-bert.

2.I Q-berted your mom last night.

1.Man A: DAMN THATS BIG.
Man B: Q-Bert!!!!

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Bert and Ernie

2 Italians that cannot speak English and make love to eachother in secret. People from the 4th world.

you 2 are a right pair of Bert and Ernies!

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Bad Bert

Bestest game player around

i am a bloody champion

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bert mccracken

Very talented vocalist for the band the Used..oh and by the way, I met him at the Wraped tour..lets just say humping his leg isn't all it's cracked up to be

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BERT MCCRACKEN

Brother of Phil

Hey, aren't you Phil's brother?

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hurting bert

sucking a woman's breasts so hard that blood vessels have broken and caused serious discomfort and bruising

last night, Terb gave Katina a hurting bert

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Lil uzi Bert

Lil uzi Bert is a nickname for any male called Bert. This male is usually tall with sheep like hair. Lil uzi Bert’s always own a jack russel named ben and a raccoon named jerry. Lil uzi berts always think there tough because they do MMA. You will know your near one if you hear what sounds like a velociraptor.

Jim : that guy is a bit different isn’t he

Sheridan : ye he’s a real Lil Uzi Bert

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