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The flakes of dried jizz stickin around after a night of good lovin.
After a fun night of sexy times, Matt cleaned off his stomach with a dishrag, then proceeded to dry the dishes with the rag. Now everyone in the house has eaten Matt's breakfast chips.
A Georgian Breakfast is when you wake up in the AM and proceed to rim your partner before getting out of bed (I'd say "before getting up", but that may not be accurate).
Matt woke up to Jeff enjoying a Georgian Breakfast
After a long night of drinking, a meal consumed upon waking up consisting of a corona and a banana to ease yourself into the day
My day would have been a whole lot worse if Ben didn't wake me up with a tropical breakfast!
When you wake up in the morning, notice your boyfriend has a morning wood, and you take full advantage of the situation by giving him head; ultimately swallowing his cum 'for breakfast'.
Man, I woke up this morning with one hell of a morning wood. My girlfriend saw my crotch when I got out of bed, and the next thing I know, she asked me for a cock breakfast! It was fuckin' sweet.
Something invented by hobbits.
Comes before lunch and after breakfast.
Guy 1: I think we'll have second breakfast.
Guy 2: Good idea.
When you fill her pussy with cereal, then punch her in the stomach so hard it comes shooting back into your mouth.
Mike: Hey bro, how was your night?
Davis: Pretty great, I took my girl out for Boston Breakfast
An australian breakfast is when your partner is asleep and you wake them up with oral sex. It's eating out, but down under.
Tomorrow morning, I'm going to treat you to an Australian Breakfast