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A term of endearment used to describe ones perfect girlfriend. Naturally the girl is required to have nice hair and quality flack skills in order to deserve this name.
Hello Princess Baby Bumble Bee. How are you?
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Essentialy an unsually aggressive Tumble Weed.
Indigenous to rural America, the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed has a larger mass than its Tumble Weed counterpart and is capable of travelling at higher speeds.
The kinetic energy produced by the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed is unprecedented. Small to medium sized farm arnimals are particularly at risk as they become entangled in Rumble-bumble-tumble-weeds complex knottyness.
Typically after being subjected to a violent onslaught victims are usually found dead on the rooftops of buildings up to five miles away.
Sometimes animals are found without their skins, and sometimes much much worse...
Person A:
I have dead animals on the roof of my house. Why?
Person B:
Hmm ok... Are the animals intact?
Person A:
The chickens look fine, the pigs and the cow have no legs and no faces.
Person B:
Hmm. Was it windy last night?
Person A:
Yes. Very.
Person B:
Ah ha!
Person A:
What?
Person B:
Twas the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed!
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Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"
The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"
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Noun: a group of American Revolutionary War reenactors. Usually known for not following the plan of battle or events, they tend to bumble around the camps and battlefields, showcasing their ineptitude as compared to the noble and professional British Line.
The American forces at Fort Ticonderoga we're their typical ineffective Bumbling of Doodles. They painted lines on the ground to tell them where to go.
A residential drug program for bobby's, crack rats, and fiends. A gross place you go to if you crack out a smoke or do other drugs while in a program. This place is located is in east bumblefuck Florida where it's hot as shit
Bro. Bobby just got sent to east bumble gut residential
the act of taking a pistol made before 1950, handing it to an elderly individual with Anemia and Parkinsons, and putting them onto a Sybian anally. Slather the individual with honey, tell them shooting the gun once every 15 seconds will make it stop, and turn the sybian on high. It is preferred the individual setting up the action is behind something bulletproof and the victim/partner is in a public location.
"Did you see on the news? Jim got angry about his exam grades and did the only thing he could, went into a park and did the ol' Austrian Bumble Bee."