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Sex, as in thrusting two hairy, smelly parts of the body into each other till gooey liquids spurt out.
We were bumping nasties all night man, she was looser than my ass after an all you can eat mexican buffet!
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When on an online car game your player is at a delay causing your car to hit other players when you didn't hit them or you hit a car that isn't there anymore.
Man, this game has so much shadow bumping. I keep hitting players!
When you're too impatient to wait for a response on a forum thread, you write "bump 10char" to push it to the top of the forum so more people will see it. The 10char part is to meet the requirement of some forums to have 10 characters in a post.
Original poster: What's your favorite Pokemon?
*Five seconds without a response*
Original poster: Bump 10char
New poster: Pikachu.
Original poster: Yay! A response!
When you drive by a buddys house and don't have time to visit but want to tell them you love them anyway. Wait to text them until you are at a complete stop, DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE.
(via text)
you: house-bump
buddy: aw! love you too bro.
The act of having sex with foul smelling reproductive organs.
After a hard workout, both Mary and John were bumping stinkies despite not having taken a shower first.
"She was in here every night bumping rails, that girl had a coke habit!"
1. (n) The tiny orange-and-red speed bumps that line the edges of highways, intended to awaken drowsy drunks before they drive off the road by making for a violent and uncomfortable ride should one drive over them.
Feeling his car vibrate like God's dildo, Bubba snapped awake to find himself in the cautioning thoroughs of the drunk bumps.