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Cannibal Logic

If a person or thing is eaten, life continues as if it didn't exist

Person 2: Hey where did your arm go
Person 1: hmmm i have no idea what your talking about
Person 2: your right arm is gone
Person 1: oh yeah hmm dunno where it went
Cannibal: it never existed, thats Cannibal Logic

by Lang Bomb September 2, 2008


NDEC Cannibalism

NDECC, Nondestructive Ethical & Consensual Cannibalism. This means it is done very sparingly to avoid lasting harm to the donor or consumer, or it is done with amputated tissue. (Think foot taco guy). Another example would be the practice of eating the placenta after a baby is born. NDECC Includes the practice of vampirism when done safely.
May sometimes be done as a sexual fetish but it is not exclusively a sexual practice, and may have significance to some for spiritual reasons.

"I support NDEC Cannibalism"
"Wtf that's weird"

by trevor465545 March 29, 2024


Vegan Cannibal

Someone that cuts you open just to motorboat your insides

I hear that vegan cannibals are the new hot thing since its more ethical.

by Goose9461 September 6, 2022


Coochie Cannibal

A slang term for a female homosexual or ‘lesbian’.

“Wow I sure do hate them coochie cannibals!”

by Ohhhhjeez November 18, 2019


Dishrack Cannibal

A person who takes recently washed (or dirty but re-useable) kitchen utensils or crockery from a dish rack rather than taking new ones out of the drawer or washing their own.

Zak: There are no clean teaspoons in the cutlery drawer...
Sara: Just use a dirty one from the dishrack - it's all tea!
Zak: Eww gross! You're such a dishrack cannibal!

by peanutismint July 14, 2011


Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder

A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.

My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.

by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010


Cannibal

Derogatory term to describe Christians and all followers and who believe in Jesus Christ and who hold the Bible as their holy book, which includes the following: Catholics, Protestants, Orthodox, Mormons, Evangelicals, etc.

Christians are cannibals because Jesus Christ told them to eat of his flesh and drink of his blood in the Bible.

by Suspectthirteen13 April 30, 2022