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A Cleveland Bowtie is accomplished when, after deficating, a man reverse-titty fucks a woman with his gluteus maximus riding up and down her neck. The result is a bowtie shaped stain of excrement on the woman's neck.
"Oh dude try to pull off a Cleveland Bowtie"
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"That Cleveland Bowtie was perfectly executed."
"Yes, nice form."
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"Oh! That was a quintessential Bowtie!"
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a little city in liberty county noone knows of unless you live in south texas. Its where old people go to die and young people go to hate their lives or do drugs.
Timmy: where you from man?
Johnny: cleveland texas
Timmy: wheres the fuck is that?
Johnny: it's not important
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Taking a shit in a laptop (usually so one else's) and shutting it.
I just totally gave Joe the Cleveland Waffle. You should have seen his face.
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Where a man comes behind you, injects you with mercury from a broken thermometer, then when you turn around in utter shock, he punches you in the face, and runs.
Dude yesterday this guy pulled a Cleveland Turnaround on some guy, what a Lebrono.
Woah you perfected your Cleveland Turnaround.
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This is the formerly-largest city in the great state of Ohio, with the metropolis' population currently being at around 470,000 people. It is here where there are three major/national sports teams: Cleveland Cavaliers (NBA), Cleveland Browns (NFL), and Cleveland Indians (MLB). Cleveland has been voted as an All-American city five times.
There is a Federal Bank Reserve building located here. In addition, C-town also has numerous corporate headquarters, including GE (General Electric). It was in Cleveland that the term rock n roll was coined by a DJ during the early 1950s. Not surprisingly, the Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame and Musuem is also located here, built partially on the Cleveland shore, and part of it just above the coast of Lake Erie.
This major U.S. city is also home to one of the tallest and coolest buildings in the World: The Key Tower; a massive skyscraper that towers over downtown Cleveland at 947 feet and 57 stories high. There are also some REALLY OLD high-rise buildings here, including: Holiday Inn Express (built 1896, 15 stories), the Rockefeller Building (built 1905, 17 stories), and Metropolitan Bank Center (built 1915, 15 stories).
Cleveland, OH: One of the most awesome cities in America.
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The feeling you and all your friends in the room get when you realize that your awesome sports team is going to drop the ball again in a series and lose all hope for your city.
This feeling is similar to the one you get when you eat too much hot sauce and your stomach decides to tell you so.
We were watching the Cavs in game 5 and all of a sudden the cleveland wave came over us and we knew it was all over.
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When a guy spreads his ass cheeks and paints a girls nose with his asshole
Lil" Nancy was a whoreslut for sure. She'd take a Cleveland Brownnose from anybody with an asshole!
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