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A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.
"I'm grounded"
"Why"
"Clogged Volcano disaster"
An ego clog happens when a lady can only think and talk about herself. All her sentences start with "I"
SHe was a crappy date once the ego clog set in...
An ego clog happens when a lady can only think and talk about herself. All her sentences start with "I"
SHe was a crappy date once the ego clog set in...
A man's that is so backed up in cum he's just fully clogged lives on shorbot, not to be confused with sherbert ice cream.
There's only 1 way to release a sharbot clogg.
Step 1- get into a wall squat position and just go crazy on your cocktail weiner. And make that manoayse SPRAY.
STEP 2- REPEAT STEP 1
Zack so backed up he's got "the sharbot clog"
Give him some fresh butter and a wall to jerk off against and boom he can finally sleep.
He tried to keep them kids alive but they had to go.... down the air vents to be exact.
When your wire clothes hangers get all up in each others' sh!@$, ruining yours in the process.
Damn, it would have taken just a minute to clean out my closet if it wasn't for the massive hanger clog I found down by my shoes. There was a mini hanger clog happening with the hangers on the rod, too.
Person or a group of persons who never shuts the fuck up, especially at work when more important things should/can be discussed or it’s time to focus in silence. similar to Horsing around.
Worker 2: “her der der did you see what happened over there hehe hoo ha oh look what that guy just did haha oh oops my leg feels weird now i’m hungry-“
Worker 1: “James, shut the fuck and quit clogging the airwaves.”
Recieving oral sex while jogging.
"Me and Julie went for a run the other day, but ended with a bit of jogging clogging!"