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The act of receiving oral/a handjob and ejaculating so hard that your semen hits the ceiling.
Kevin gave me a handy yesterday and I repaid him with some new crown moulding.
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When you’re eating a girl out, and just before she nuts, you ever so gently, lick her butthole.
Last night Guy pulled the classic Pecan Crown on his wife, and I don’t think his marriage has been the same since.
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when one is receiving a blowjob from another individual.
Person 1: I was getting crown from your mom last night.
Person 2: My mom is dead.
Person 1: That probably explains why she didn't use enough tongue. Faggot.
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a lot of weight on your shoulders
too much work or stressed out
i'm wearing this heavy crown
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1. Expression used to proclaim victory and dominance over a fallen foe.
2. Usually used in sporting and gaming environments, the phrase is used by the winner to let their victim or the loser know that at that moment they are king.
3. Phrase used to tell a person that they are your bitch.
Dude 1 - In your face muthaucka!!!!!!!
Dude 2 - This is some bullshit...
Dude 1 - You gotta love it...
Dude 2 - Fuck you...
Dude 1 - CROWN ME BITCH!!!!!
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-noun
1. An impenetrable barrier created when the resources one allocates to ignorant and irrational thoughts exceed their normal daily thought process (including hunger, thirst, and sensory) by a 90:1 ratio. A Crown of Turds makes its wearer completely impervious to the wants, needs, and feelings of others. With use, the subject develops tendencies for Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and eventually delusions of grandeur.
2. A phenomenon that occurs when ones hair becomes severely matted with feces from incessant brown nosing and generally kissing up to everyone with any measure of power. A Crown of Turds is said to have the power grant the dubya touch to the weak-minded.
3. A mark of disgrace in which fecal waste is placed on the head of an individual, formed into the shape of a crown, and baked until reaching the hardness and consistency of wood. Typically administered to those who show the greatest incompetence in their given field.
Will: "Our store has become the second best in the district, but our manager still treats us like crap, and won't listen to a thing we say."
Rob: "Dude, you're never going to get through to your boss, he has a crown of turds."
Bob: "I swear! The mayor is running this town into the ground!"
Tony: "That's because he's wearing an eighty-pound crown of turds."
Jill: "Our city commissioner jacked up prices on bus-fare to increase profits, but caused all of the riders to have friends drive them. They lost a bunch of money, and now the city doesn't have public transportation!"
Bernice: "I say we pay him a visit and give him a crown of turds!"
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Masturbation. Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.
I am going to my room to polish the crown.
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