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A comedian who everyone who is under 5 years old thinks is effing hiliairous whereas Daniel Tosh is clearly funnier.
Random Person On The Street: Omg Lolz! Dane Cook is so funny!!
Me: Wow you're a dumbass.
^^ My opinion is the Morgan Freeman of the opinion world.
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n. A phrase or word created by comedian Dane Cook that people commonly quote.
"Where's the handle?" and "Start your day off the holy way with Christ Chex!" are my favorite dane-isms.
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In my opinion, Dane Cook is the funniest man currently alive. Dane Cook is a stand-up comedian and a Massachusetts native. He is best known for his real-life antics and for his notorious hand gesture the Super Finger, normally shortened to Su-Fi. One of his most recent performances, and my all-time favorite was the Dane Cook: Vicious Circle HBO Special. He is also know for a game he started entitled "Who's In My Mouth?"
Dane Cook- "...And then you get that tap, that sudden just- tap. And who is it? You turn to see who it is, and who is it? The World! The World is behind you saying, 'Uh, yeah, hi. In case you haven't noticed, I'm the fucking world. And, in case you don't know... You're gonna cry."
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Made a hilarious and classic comedy album named Harmful If Swallowed and a terrific Comedy Central Presents. He then released a CD called Retaliation with twice the CDs and half the comedy. Promised fans a cool bonus for pre-ordering this CD from Comedy Central's website. The bonus: a cheap aluminum dog-tag necklace. At about this time became a self-promoting ego-maniac who can't shut up about how many MySpace friends he has and how many comedy records he's broken.
Man, remember how cool the old Dane Cook was? Yeah, let's hope he joins us here on earth again someday.
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Talented, intelligent, creative, funny, and a hard working human being. Now known as one of the "greats" of comedy, he continues to push himself to be successful in other alley ways of life. From comedy, to acting, to singing, to guitar playing, to broadway his talents are endless. He's living his dream and haters can't stand it.
Human #1: "What made you write this story?"
Human #2: "I have an infinite fuse of inspiration and imagination when Dane Cook is apart of the creation."
Human #2: "Wow, that's deep."
Human #1: "I know, I can't help it."
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a dude that has the biggest horse cock
I got done by Zac Dane last night
A fecal discoloration, usually on the inside of underwear, cause by a disgusting, sloppy lifestyle; or an individual that conducts them self in an unself-respecting manner. Inspired by the life of Dane Ervin.
Brett had a really bad diarrhea poop the other day, and while sitting upon the throne of greatness he looked down to gaze upon the shart damage and found the most repulsive Dane stain ever.