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The act of eating a mixture of sperm and a Fig Newton or other fig product in various ways.
Lil boligrapho ate The Fig and Cream Special off of her back
the best person in the word!!!!! They need everything and they are so kind asf!! They need a slap on the ass cheeks and a big ol kiss!!
Muimi/Fig/Andy deserves the whole world!!
Pussy with meaty lips and too much pubic hair.
"Once she had me hand cuffed, she started grinding that stank ass Shaggy Fig-hoof on my face."
Fig newtons are ambiguous, they're not biscuits/cookies and they're not fruit, thus:
1) A fig newton is a noun that defines a relationship that is more than just being "friends with benefits." You have sex but you actually have feelings for each other, you are emotionally dependent on each other but it's not (yet) love, and for some reason (i.e geographical distance, availability, commitment issues, etc), you two have chosen to not be in an exclusive relationship.
2) A fig newton is for a relationship you have with someone that you cannot categorize as "just friends," "fuck buddies," "friends with benefits, or "boyfriend/girlfriend."
"Hey, so what's going on with that guy that you were seeing?"
"Oh, he moved to NYC. We still have feelings for each other and have sex when we see each other though. But we're not in a relationship or anything"
"What do you call those things?"
"Oh, he's my fig newton (n)." or "We're fig newtons (pl)"
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Rural insult used to make someone sad or mad.
Used to intimidate; make angry.(when said in a low, raspy voice.)
"Jess, im gonna break your figs in about 2 seconds if you dont shut up!"
"BREAK YOUR FIGS!"
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Rural insult used to make someone sad or mad.
Used to intimidate; make angry.(when said in a low, raspy voice.)
"Jess, im gonna break your figs in about 2 seconds if you dont shut up!"
"BREAK YOUR FIGS!"
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A scrub brand, but more importantly code to one healthcare worker to another healthcare worker that they want to have sex.
“Hey Melissa! I like your Figs.”
Melissa’s reply: “ Meet me in ten minutes in the back hallway.”