fountain soda

Watered down soda dispensed from self-serve machines found in fast food restaurants. Tastes crappy.

Ugh, this soda tastes gross. Are you sure this isn't fountain soda?

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Dirty Fountain

when a guy shoots a load in a girl's asshole and the cum drips out brown.

Dirty fountains, fridge packs, bad weed and daddy's lil disappointment. Sounds like a perfect weekend to me! The Mule has spoken.

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Russian Fountain

During heterosexual intercourse when jism is sprayed into a girls mouth receptical, then the male proceeds to tickle the female so said jism comes out the female's nose.

Did you hear? Joe russian fountained Cara last week.

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fountains of wayne

A 72 year old store down the street from me that sells hideous Italian-style fountains between a hamburger place and a computer outlet.

Apparently there is also a band or some shit, I don't know. Something like that.

Hey, Doug! Have you picked up anything from your garden for this summer?

Why yes, Joesph, I did. Over at Fountains of Wayne.

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Florida Fountain

First and foremost, this is to be done by professionals only. The sheer timing alone, is unpredictable, at best. You have your partner(probably best done with a hooker, less chance of you getting injured) lie on her back. Insert penis into mouth. These next few moves must be done with speed. Piss in her mouth, punch her in the stomach and get your penis out of her mouth; before she bites it off. The end result will be a fountain of urine spewing out of her mouth and if done properly, shooting from her nose. A site so beautiful, it will bring a tear to your eye.

I asked Jessica if she would like a golden shower, much to my surprise she opted for the Florida Fountain. Luckily I still have my penis.

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white fountain

When a male human is laying down and nuts all the way to the ceiling.

Bro I did a white fountain last night.

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Golden Fountain

Takes place when a guy passes out on his back at a party with a hard-on and a full bladder. When he comes to and sees an attractive woman walk by, gives her tribute with a golden fountain of urine as high as it will go.

Billy must have had a great time at the soiree; he gave Linda a golden fountain as he lay in the lobby.

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