Not to be confused with popular Street Sweet in Budapest, this is when after rigorous anal intercourse with significant other, a maleβs unit displays swirly, barber-pole like brownish markings from tip to base.
Man, I had crazy anal intercourse with my wife last night and she gave me a Hungarian Funnel Cake.
Basically anal sex...except for those that believe they are still chaste or "virgins" yet participating in anal sex.
All the BYU mormon students are having anal sex and call it "Chocolate Funnel Cakes" so that they still feel "worthy" and can still be "virgins" on their wedding night."
4π 1π
A man cums into a deep frier turning his seman into a deep fried treat and a willing female eats it.
Paul gave his girl a deep fried treat from down south known as the Kentucky Funnel Cake
10π 3π
Mouth through which egotistical conversation escapes.
I don't believe this asshole - why don't you shut your shit funnel before you say something you're going to regret.
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while having sex with your girlfriend right before you cum throw powdered sugar in her face cum in her eye and stick a feather duster in her ass.
john: hey how did you're date go with melvins sister last night
chris: great but i dont think melvin is going to like the fact that i gave his sister a minnesota funnel cake.
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The act of doing a keg stand while simultaneously consuming alcoholic beverages anally through a funnel. This is often done at college parties, primarily where members of Greek houses are present.
Shit bro, I got so fucked up last night... I did the Lincoln Double Funnel and was gone for the rest of the night!
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A type of painful shit you have after eating mexican or thai food that comes out in a long string that is in toilet with pee as well. The long shit tends to stay at the top like the batter of a funnel cake in the oil of a funnel cake fryer even more resembling a funnel cake. The added sugar is only if you want to not flush out of satisfaction and someone else throwing coke into it and it floats on the top
I just went to the bathroom and saw someone left a Porcelain Funnel Cake and it smells so bad!