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The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.
John farted then left the room, he left a Departing gift
Gifts you get for loochmas. They normally get lost though.
where are my loochmas gifts? I can't find my loochmas gifts.
Injury that is most common between children ages 3-14 years old caused by receiving far too many presents for either Christmas or Birthdays.
Daughter: "I cannot open anymore Christmas presents because I think I have "gift elbow". I wish there WEREN'T SOO MANY."
Dad: I wish I had "gift elbow".
When you buy someone a gift because you're secretly getting it for yourself.
Dad: I just bought the kids a puppy for Christmas.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.
A touching and moving short story by O. Henry that has stood the test of time as a poetic example of sacrificial love.
P: Have you read that book called The Gift of the Magi?
A: Yeah, that is one of the purest demonstrations of true love.
A gift given to the host of a party as a gesture of thanks for their invitation.
Can include items such as flowers, a bottle of wine or food.
I can't forget to take a host gift when I'm going over for dinner with the in-laws!
Someone who has a gift for rippin ass, they can fart on will and they make stinks that you will want to die from.
My friend has a real ass gift he made it stink in my house last night