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A BIG, HARD MASS; A BLOCK OF ORANGE-YELLOW PROCESSED "USDA CHEESE FOOD" ISSUED BY "DA GUBMENT" United States GOVERNMENT to aid needy families by supplementing their food resources. Used for making Grilled Cheese Sandwiches and Macaroni & Cheese but ALSO CAUSES severe, bowel obstructing constipation, silent but deadly stinky gas, and / or "the runs" diarrhea in those who are lactose intolerant.
I just got some Government Cheese, but I'm not gonna make a grill cheese sandwich cause it gave me the runs last time I ate it.
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A Government Troll is someone paid by a .gov to influence people's opinions on the internet, especially when it comes to key or suppressed issues. They have multiple accounts to forums/blogs/facebook etc and use them to discredit people's responses and sway public opinion.
This actually works on almost all sheeple.
Blog Title: Obamalamma isn't from the US
Lengthy post showing evidence that its true.
Comments Section:
Guy1: I knew it, lets boot him out no wonder America is in so much debt only a non-us citizen would do this to us.
Government Troll Persona1: Guy1 you are wrong Obamalamma was born in the US.
Guy Two: GTroll Persona1 Just look at the evidence
Government Trolll Persona2: Here is a random document that says Obamalamma is from US.
Government Troll Persona3: See Guy1 Persona2 proved you wrong.
RandomTroll: Obamalamma is gay.
Guy2: Okay maybe Obamalamma is from the US guy1 is a conspiracy theorist.
Guy3: Freaking conspiracy theorists why did I waste my time reading this post when its not true.
One who is beaten up while Jim Ross is on commentary.
JR: He's getting beat like a government mule!
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A song by Lady gaga. At a preformance at the Plaza Oak Room Lady gaga exclaims that she is a hooker but one that still has to pay taxes, this might provide some inquery to what a Government hooker is.
Marilyn Monroe could be considered one of the most influential of the Government hookers because she was suspected of fooling around with JFK & his brother.
Government hooker: Put your hands on me, John F. Kennedy
Julia Robert's character in Pretty woman was a willing but unknowing Government hooker because Richard Gere's character later revealed himself to be Royalty in the movie, "Pretty Woman"
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Youth and Government is a program run by the YMCA in california and a few other states. The most amazing program mixed with the most amazing people. Y&G will change your life in the best, most unexpected way possible. It is totally worth the 4 am wake up for new member sign ins. There are three trips, bob1, bob2 and sac. This is an amazing program filled with the coolest high schoolers out there.
*girl wearing CCY sweatshirt
boy: what's CCY?
girl: oh just my Y&G delegation. We're the best delegation in Youth and Government
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Government cheese was the most flavorful fantastic cheese ever made. It was the one thing poor kids had over rich ones. It was usually delivered to your door(if you had a home) in a large block, by the state. Government cheese got me through my childhood. Thank you Dad, for being such a loser.
"Dude, you know where I can get some government cheese?"
When in high school, we used government cheese in home ec class.
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pronounced: "gov'mint"
someone's actual name recognized by the government, and on official ID. kept secret by most thugs who use their alias, street, hood, nick - name.
yo, son - don't b using my government name up in here.
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