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when you are performing oral sex on an au natural woman, she farts and a stain is left on your chin.
I had too much drink last night so my old lady gave me a hairy nelson.
The small piece of hair underneath the vagina. A goatee beard for a vagina.
It was weird. She hadn't waxed properly bro she had like a hairy chamois!!
noun: Slang for a woman's anus who prefers not to shave.
DUDE: How'd it go last night?
HOMIE: It was cool until she spread her cheeks and that hairy starfish winked at me.
DUDE: Oh man that's scary. Well, did you go on in?
HOMIE: Naw man, wasn't feelin up for a safari after all that Borski.
DUDE: You candy ass!!
HOMIE: Yeah I know, I'm worthless and weak.
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1. a poon which is hairy
2. a vagina which is unshaven
3. a tight vagina
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While not enjoyed by alot of people, the hairy poon is often a sign of virginity and innocence. Younger girls do not shave their poon because they have not been pressured into doing so by a boyfriend or other friends. The Hairy Poon is often tighter than the shaved poon, therefore offering a better ride
Meg's hairy poon was the best ride you will ever have
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A sexual action;
Background/criteria: woman must be wearing glasses
Punch the bitch in the face and break her glasses, start waving your wand around, and just when your about to blow all over her face shout “oculus reparo” and it will fix her glasses.
Precautions: try not to break the lenses, semen is not good for the eyes.
I hairy pottered the libraian FTW
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When a male/female drink a mixture of a hobo's piss and shavings of the black of his asshole with two shots of Brandy. This is part of the shame shot's series.
Felix: "I can't believe I lost that bet"
Riley: "I told you she had herpes, well drink that hairy cocktail now!"
Felix: "WHERE DID YOU GET HOBO PISS FROM?"
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When Walter found out that Gary spent the rent money on beer and hookers he had a Hairy Canary.
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