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One who dresses up in an orange exterminator's jumpsuit going from door to door offering basement hobbit riddance services. Basement hobbit busters (BHB's) specialize in freeing countless grannies and older mothers of their leeching sons and any basement hobbit hoppers and offspring they may accumulate over the years. This is known to be such a noble profession. There is no need to exterminate the hoppers, since they will soon hop off to another loser in their mother's basement as soon as the original hobbit is gone. She will also take her accumulated offspring with her.
Example 1;
Basement hobbit buster: "well, ma'am, it looks like you've got basement hobbits... I heard a ruffling of a bag of chips over there... and I heard a fresh beer crack open."
Old lady: "Oh dear."
BHB: "Well, I'll only charge you for the original basement hobbit, because that hopper sitting there on the couch will leave with her offspring to another once he's gone."
Old lady: "Oh, God bless ya' darling"
BHB: "I sure hope you didn't name any of them, since the extermination will be harder on you if you got attached to them."
Old lady: "Oh... I named them all already. But at least my pension will slowly return to me."
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Poor Boy, which thinks, he is a womanizer.
Larsson: Hi guys, I meet a chick last night, she was awesome.
The Gang: Hahahah naive Hobbit-Girl-Lover
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The absolute most demeaning insult a human being could say to a fellow human.
Sam: hey guys! What are you up to?
You: shut the fuck up you lil hobbit ass
From the Very Secret Diaries spoof of the Lord of the Rings movie trilogy (Google it). Used whenever any of the characters start taking an unusual interest in Frodo/Merry/Pippin (but not Sam for some reason).
In the Real World, applies to anyone who thinks there's something going on between the onscreen characters.
Is meant to be used humorously.
SEE ALSO Shieldmadiens Gone Wild
Don't stare at Frodo too long. Sam will kill you if you try anything.
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A sober hobbit-girl is often just minutes away from her next beer and her only topic of conversation is that she never going to drink alcohol again. She is not very critical in their choice of partner - even she is sober.
Larsson: Hi guys, my girl is going to be sober.
The Gang: Come on, we saw her, she is just in the "sober hobbit-girl" stage, next level is coming...
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Based in Norfolk, Virginia, he is the leader of the illusive HK Army, a small group of flamboyantly gay hobbits that live on the south side of The Shire.
Hey is that Matt?
Nah, Dude, thats the Mighty Hobbit Kock.
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A slang term for masturbation
I'll be taking the hobbits to isengard and go to bed to get a good night's sleep.