Rural Dictionary

hottie-with-a-heifer

Hottie-with-a-heifer is a phenomenon, commonly refered to as "H wit a H". The sign of this syndrome is incredibly hot members of the male sex, who are either dating, partnered, or married with an exceedingly fat, beastly, obnoxious, and utterly disgusting woman.

It has been shown that the women are usually total bitches, who have the hottie completely whipped--the hottie has absolutly no idea how hot they are.

Cindy: "God Robin, I can't believe John is with that ugly,
fat bitch. He is way to hot to be with her..!"

Robin: "He's a hottie-with-a-heifer, Robin..! Get over it!"

by Cliffie-poo February 13, 2006

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Hottie Hunting

The act of placing oneself in a public area and deliberately looking for a good-looking/attractive person with whom you would like to sleep with. Usually this takes place in a car, club/bar, mall, or a nursing home(for the older folks/creepy fetish people/19 y/o girls in minnesota. Its is usually a futile attempt to find a significant other and will usually end with a lowered ego and/or a police report for harassment.

1: "Hey-o man lets go hottie hunting!! Find some chicks!"
2: "Nah dude I gotta court date from the last one, not a foxie female"
3: "Did you really just say 'hey-o'? Get a life!"

by Merrixcherri February 19, 2009

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