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Jesus

The world's first street magician.

-OMG dude did you see that jesus guy?

-Yeah man he does some crazy shit

by omfgsoab February 19, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus

sum dude who gets blamed for everything

eg "JESUS, HES GOT A GUN!!!!!!!!!!!" or JESUS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY MUM!!!

by piepie123 June 14, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus

A man who, like Selena, was a good and talented person who unfortunately has a crappy fan club.

"Jesus is just all right with me."-Doobie Brothers

by JohnJF February 17, 2008

23๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


to Jesus

Lead to the Messiah.
Telling about Jesus

The disciples pointed the town to Jesus.

by LIBERTY1 December 11, 2019

7๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus

a guy who is just alright with me.

Me: jesus is just alright.

other person: oh yeahhhhhhhh.

me: jesus, hes my friend.

by Mississippi moon September 23, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


jesus

The Way to GOD. No man comes to the Father but by Me. If you seek Him with all your heart, you will find Him. You will experience a supernatural spiritual transformation called being "born again." The World and Organised Church ridicules this experience because they have never had it happen to them and they never will. If you are willing to lose your life in this world so that you may find Eternal Life( ZOE, the Divine nature), and if you are willing to die to your self so that CHRIST may live through you, then you should begin to seek first the Kingdom of GOD (righteousness, peace, and joy in the HOLY SPIRIT), for it shall be added unto you. Salvation (being translated out of this fallen state of being we find ourselves in in this fallen World) isn't just saying "the majic phrase that pays" and then you get "your eternal fire insurance policy." That is the deception the Organised Church has deceived well meaning Christians with, that if you just repeat after me then you're saved. They take one scripture out of context and forget what the rest of the scriptures say to their own eternal damnation. The quintessential knowledge of the way to GOD is that He resists the proud, arrogant, self sufficient and that He richly gives His grace, love, mercy to those who humble themselves and admit how much they really need Him. Take the red pill and experience the Truth for yourself or take the blue pill and keep living the Lie. The choice is freely given to you by GOD. Jesus said: " I am the good shepherd, and know my sheep and am known of mine." All these words I've written are from the Holy Bible. Check it out for yourself!

Jesus was the example of who GOD is. Greater love hath no man than a man that lays down his life for his friends.

by Terry Rumple June 14, 2007

33๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus

man (yes, it's amazing that God was a man) who made us, right, and somehow (don't ask me how) made us individuals who can choose what we do, even though He knew it would cost Him - and then figured that since we'd blown it by not listening to Him, and since He knows how empty we are and couldn't imagine eternity without us, died the most painful death so we could be innocent like Him, instead of living lives that suck and ending up in hell (worse than hell on earth). This guy now helps us out if we let Him, and He's the answer to ALL the problems on the earth - you'd think we could give Him a little credit! (ie. admit He's real - but the last big bang my microwave had didn't create a mini universe, so I can deal with that - and let Him give us the answer, start living for something ...)

Jesus is ultra-awesome, and He gives life a purpose!!! And believe it or not, He deserves to have us follow Him (have any of your friends created you & died for you lately, when you hated them, and come back to life ...?).

by Tia April 4, 2005

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