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Kermit

Gay-ass frog

Today we’re making Kermit drink the gay potion

by Just_a_Guy624 April 27, 2023


Kermit

'To Kermit', verb
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.

Person: "Dude, this made me so depressed, I'm gonna kermit."

by lowaltitude October 21, 2018


kermit

has a lotta opinions about people

person: Kennedy, i like your personality

Kermit: fact check please

by kennedyv April 8, 2022


kermit

a guy who has a lotta opinions on people

person: i like your personality kennedy

kermit: fact check please

by kennedyv April 8, 2022


Kermit

The most handsome guy to ever walk this Earth, alpha male, picks up the hottest chicks everywhere he goes, he has big muscles ready to destroy whoever crosses his path

uwu look its Kermit hes sooooo hot

by kermithoo May 7, 2023


Kermit

Kermit the frog is a very bad frog has had Smoked on the job and cheated several different times and therefor he has been to jail once therefor he is a great meme but bad frog

Kermit: I am Kermit THE frog

Idiot: who dat

by rhytian January 3, 2020


Kermit

After fucking a girl in the ass for hours. You pull your dick out and there’s a Lima bean sitting perfectly on the tip of your dick. Which resembles Kermit the frog perched on a wall, tree, etc.

“Dude, I was fucking Jessica in the ass last night and when I pulled my dick out I had a Lima Bean on the tip”!!
“Bro, you totally got a Kermit”!

by JermzLundy April 3, 2019