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Short for "masturbation material"
- After getting critically erected in puplic, I realized that Britney Spears' new vid was "masturbation material"
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- Online n00b #1: "check out some of the first episodes of baywatch, just click on the link, it's sweet mas mat, dude."
Online n00b #2: 2thx, I'll check after I've finished facebooking"
A small fucking blanket, that is so small that has no use.
Hey man can you pass me a blanket?
Yeah sure here you go.
Fuck thanks for the door mat bitch!
What you call a womans vagina when she uses it for the act of welcoming any and all good-looking new members into your community by sleeping with them before anyone else does. Similer to a welcome wagon but going the extra mile to your bed.
1-they call me the welcome mat because i hunt down the new guy in town and drag him to my lair before anyone else gets in theier pants
2- that chick is alameda's welcome mat for when the coasties pull into town
A mat rat is a slutty high school/college student who loves hanging around wrestlers. They do the scoring and cheering for wrestling tournaments and meets, they also try to get some from every single wrestler on the mat.
"You see that scorekeeper over there?"
"Yea, she banged half of the seniors on the team"
"What a mat rat!"
Rave term used to describe colorful vibrant displays such as lights, clothes or decorations. Became popular in the early 1990s due to increased usage of Extasy, Acid and Mushrooms among other hallucinagenic drugs.
Damn dude these lights are haz mat...
A small patch of pubic hair above a woman's clitoris/vagina/pussy/genitalia. The majority of the pubic hair is shaved clean. See also landing strip or strip of bacon. Can be used with the term hardwood floors.
As she took off her panties, I noticed that she had hardwood floors with a welcome mat.
when the hair around the vagina is nappy and knotted up
eww man that girl had matted pubes when i touched her